“American Idol” contestant actually America’s Most Wanted!

Fox’s hit reality show “American Idol” is a true ratings juggernaut. With 7 seasons of prime time ratings domination, the television program is so powerful that it has withstood some pretty serious scandals. Prior contestants have been involved in everything from pornography to drugs/alcohol to inappropriate relationships with the judges. Yet “American Idol” has weathered the storm and emerged unscathed. However, this week the biggest bombshell of all was dropped...

An affiliate has informed me that with last season's 17-year old runner-up David Archuleta, noted for his moving interpretation of John Lennon’s “Imagine”, there is much more than meets the eye. Suspicions were raised when it came to light that records show no one with the name “David Archuleta” ever existing.

With some old-fashioned detective work and high-tech facial recognition software it has been revealed that “David Archuleta” is actually one of America’s Most Wanted criminals and a fugitive wanted Dead or Alive by the government of the United States of America.















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Earl Dupree, AKA “Wild Julio”, AKA Bones, AKA Mad Dog Dupree, was the leader of the Aryan Nation and one of the most feared prisoners at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary until he mysteriously escaped some seven months ago. Originally arrested for holding a retirement home hostage AND dog-fighting, Dupree is also the primary suspect in the grisly murders of no less than 8 fellow inmates at Leavenworth. Also deeply tied to the American White Power movement, Mad Dog Dupree is considered armed, highly dangerous, and with a vocal range somewhere between B1 - G3.

Our anonymous source has explained that Dupree changed his name and got his tattoos removed in order to audition for a highly coveted spot on “American Idol”, figuring the reality show to be the perfect cover for his nefarious plotting. “American Idol” producers have not yet commented on this developing story. There is no word yet on how this will affect Archuleta/Dupree’s chances at potential record deals.