Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My Uncle Kurt...

Finkle Is Einhorn!

Joe Paterno Signs Contract Extension!


Joe Paterno has signed a three-year contract extension to stay on as head football coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions.

In related news, Joe Paterno has signed a six-month extension with Life.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Unreal

Royals Obtain Coco Crisp















Yesterday the Kansas City Royals traded for Boston Red Sox center fielder Coco Crisp. This move should shore up the Royals' outfield, with David DeJesus in left and Jose Guillen in right.

There has been no word yet on the signing status of prized catcher, Frankenberry.



















Didn't the goal for athletes used to be to get on a box of Wheaties? Now, they're trying to BE the box of Wheaties. As long as he hits leadoff at .290 and plays a great center field, I don't care what the hell Coco does.

Friday, October 24, 2008

New Patton Oswalt Material

He did a set. Check out a clip and an mp3 here.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Weird photograph

This is either the beginning of a joke or a porno film.