Wednesday, October 1, 2008
China's 2012 Women's Gymnastics Team Conception Successful
Xuaxuang Province, China - Chinese officials announced that the nation's 2012 women's Olympic gymnasts were conceived today. The athletes are expected to be born in nine months, at which time gymnastics training will immediately begin. Chinese documents show the fetuses to be aged between 8 and 12 years old.
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BEIJING AGING
NEWSWIRE--After a month-long investigation, Olympic authorities say all six members of the Chinese female gymnastics team met age requirements by being or turning 16 this year.
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An adolescent girl's emboldened
To wish herself as somewhat oldened;
In later years, no plea or plot'll
Put that genie back in its bottle.
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The challenge grew with more incessance:
"Prove you've passed through juvenescence."
Giggling, they blushed, but then...
That word is funny when you're ten.
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