The Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite football team. 2008 hasn't been their year thus far. Let me crunch some numbers for you:
Record: 0-3
Number of QB's who have started: 3
Age of current starting QB: 35
Current line: -9.5 to Denver
Number of necrophiliacs on team: One, Tyler Thigpen
I previously broke this disturbing story
Number of guys on team with whose name I can make Dick Jokes: One, Mike Cox
Number of guys on team named "Ingle": One
Number of guys on team NOT named "Ingle": One too few
On the bright side: The season ends 12/28/2008 at about 4 PM
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